I recently went on a date with a (grown) man who offered me lurid details about his colonoscopy. While having a roast beef dinner. Yes ladies and gentlemen, that is what you sometimes must endure when you start looking for...

  Call me crazy because I enjoy the thrill of the chase, seducing the deer caught in my blaze Call me crazy because fire leaps from me, propelling impulsive decisions with which you don't agree Call me crazy because I...

Dear Hugh, Stop being awesome. If you insist on being awesome, be unmarried. It’s a very unsavoury combination: the fantasy of being Mrs. Jackman incessantly unrealised as you continue being tall, dark, handsome and generally mesmerising. So cool, so centred....

  To all the men I've loved before Who travelled in and out my door I'm glad they came along I dedicate this song To all the men I've loved before To all the men I once caressed And may...

They sat across from each other The little girl and the scared boy One more quiet The other making up for the silence They sat with their eyes dancing around Each other’s mouths Longing to taste A small slice of...

I’d like you to grow a beard so that when you whisper in my ear the bristles chafe against my cheek I’d like you to stutter an interrupted thought from the sudden wink I give mid sentence in conversation with...