She is three times her size when we meet. Grown fat and slow with the passage of time. I enter slowly, unsure about this place I called home for nine years, unsure about how she will react to seeing me....

Last night a police van stood at the entrance to my building. The building manager was running around the foyer, in his pyjamas, lobbying some questions. While passing I asked the security guard what was going on, he replied that...

If you get close enough to the shallow ledge of a deep well and look below there is nothing but dark. Nothing but nothing. It is so deep that you do not know if there's water or it's dry. You...

He’s busy licking his balls. He then proceeds to use the same tongue on the rest of his body before ceremoniously biting small invisible ticks with the aplomb of a magician making things disappear. His forelegs flail under him, he...

It’s a damn Lexus. It’s often a Lexus, unless it’s a Mercedes, an Audi or a puke yellow Porsche. Behind the wheels of these cars sit assholes. These assholes think they know how to drive, because someone at the Road...

God is contentious. Believers, atheists, agnostics and all the in betweeners– every person somehow is in a relationship with God. Every type of idea towards God, is in fact a relationship with God. So why am I going all capital...